Tuesday, July 19, 2011

A random idea

At the beginning of the year I said we’d be fucking on River’s schedule, after doing the past two years on my schedule. Well, not really my schedule. I think I’d be pretty happy fucking about twice as often. But it’s been a rough two and a half years for River, having to put out so much for my benefit.

We didn’t last long on River’s schedule. She doesn’t even know what her schedule might be. She thinks every three days on average, at most. Which is somewhat less than we’ve been doing. Maybe considerably less. We can try it, but I don’t want it to be exactly every three days, or always a day off afterwards, or whatever.

So we came up with an idea. Some time after we do it, we roll a die to figure when we do it next. To average out to every three days, every morning and evening has a 1/6 chance. Except River nixes doing it again the morning after, despite my morning-after hornies. So the morning probability is adjusted to 1/5, but never after the preceding evening. We roll for each following morning or evening until the die comes up “1”. Then it’s a date.

So we roll. Eight times the die comes up with something other than one. Maybe this isn’t such a good idea. The ninth time is a one. Saturday evening. Four days out. Six days from our last fuck. “But we haven’t done it for two nights already. We should move it up two days to Thursday.” “You roll the dice and you get what you get.” I hope she remembers that on her period. “But those were ovulation days.” “I can live with that.” What kind of girl doesn’t want to do it when she’s ovulating? I guess she’s not a complete biological failure. We do have kids.

“But what about spontaneity?” “If we get an evening, we can do an afternoon instead.” “Is that enough spontaneity?” I have to think about that. I’m not sure what I’d do if River came on to me. Well, ok, I’m sure. But I’m not sure what I’d do afterwards. Just throw a freebie into the plan and stick with our next date? Roll again afterwards? I don’t know.

And I wonder if I’ll be less affectionate and flirty and attentive on the days when I know we’re not fucking. Or will I still be me, hoping River will be spontaneous? This will be interesting. I wonder if we’ll stick with it.

I wonder if I can hold out until Saturday.

1 comment

Anonymous said...

I imagine suggesting this idea to M, and then I imagine him thinking I'm ridiculous. Hope it works for you two.

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